“They have to humour and nurse you before big classes, so bloody well treat them properly at home. The crowd laughed. “Don’t pre-empt me, Badger,” said Rupert, driving off so fast that the dog nearly fell off the back seat. “You’ve always been keener on me than Rupert Bear is.
“Young Rupert’ll be on the warpath in no time. It was a mark of Rupert’s nerve that it had no effect on his riding. Only too happy to show off his favourite asset, a blushing Humpty led her off to Porky Boy’s box, followed at a safe distance by the other riders. There, that’s the longest speech I’ve ever made.
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